Mac Baby

It's good to finally get some time alone on the Mac. My big brothers are always hogging this awesome portal to the world of technology. V-Tech push-button phones were nice when I was 2 months old, but c'mon, Mac is where it's at.

Ok. I've got to get serious. I don't have much time. Thinking, thinking, thinking. 

Should I write my review of the Steve Jobs' biography or should I tackle paedobaptism vs. credobaptism? A "tell-all" about my Mom's obsession with photography is tempting, but Systematic Theology for Babies is probably a more profitable use of my time. Besides, Mom might cut off the chocolate supply if I write about her.

Oh no! He's discovered me! 

Hey bro! I'm just working on my writing projects. You know what that's like. Don't shut me down. Please don't shut me down. I just now figured out what I'm writing about. Please. Please. I'll tell you where I hid the candy.

No! I've just got to write a few more lines. Every time I get on here, you come marching into the room like you're part of the Mac-Police. Please don't send me back to the V-Tech phonics typewriter. It's just not the same!

Aagh! I can't believe you just did that. You shut the Mac! I didn't even get to save my work. Do you know how long it took me to type the letters S and Y?

Don't you have a heart, brother? I can't open this by myself!

I'm gonna...I'm gonna...well, what am I gonna do? I can't tell Mom. I'm not even supposed to be on here. I can't just cry 'cause he's used to seeing me do that.

Yeah. Well. I'm gonna...

I'm gonna make sure I dump my bowl of spaghetti on my head when you're my Buddy. And, and I'm gonna smear the pancake syrup all over my face and in my hair, too. You'll have fun cleaning those messes up! Yes, you'll regret the day you ever came between me and my Mac, brother. 

Little People have rights, too, you know! I might even lead a Little People's revolt. "Down with V-Tech and up with Mac! Work on a Mac and you'll never go back!"

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Baby Mac left the scene visibly upset. His foiled attempts to work on the Mac affected his play skills for some time, and he's been heard to cry out the words, "No! Don't take away the Mac!" in his sleep. He still lurks around the dining room table, waiting to get back to the Mac and work on his Systematic Theology for Babies. Meanwhile, he's scribbling his thoughts down in crayon and has been inspired to include a free coloring book with book purchase once his masterpiece is published. There are also rumors that V-Tech has contacted him, begging for his input on a toy computer that will give Mac a run for its money in the baby market.